Some people are amazed to see footage of an old woman being strong and courageous – but not me
A few months ago, my grandmother tried to rob a bank – or should I say a cash machine. Stockings on her head, armed with a shotgun, she screamed: "Hands in the air, your money or your life!" A police car arrived with a bang and two men got out, weapons in hand. "It's my grandmother," I screamed, "don't shoot, she's armed ..." The police officer walked towards me. "How long is this going to take?" he asked. "Thirty minutes," I replied shyly. The reply came fast: "I give you 20, so hurry up." And off they went. Well, 20 minutes to finish a photo-shoot is not a long time.